Pre-baby: Nights out at the symphony, hours snuggling on the couch, gourmet dinners, leisurely Sunday mornings with the Times....
Our lives now:
David: "Maddie, Daddy has to go to the bathroom. Let me set you down."
Maddie: "Waaaaaah!" (thrash thrash)
David: "Daddy go pee pee!! One sec, okay?"
Maddie: "WAAAAAHH!" (thrash, roll, thrash)
David: "DADDY PEE PEE! PEE PEEEEEEE!"
Maddie: "WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" (bangs head) "WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
David: expletive expletive expletive "Okay, I'll just hold you while I pee"
Maddie: "hee heee heeeeeee. Daddeeeeeee."
1 comment:
The bad with the good, right? That's what us in the pre-contemplative stages of pregnancy have to think. Otherwise this post reads like birth control! Let the delusions begin.
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