This morning:
Me: "Maddie, have some oatmeal, honey."
Maddie: "Nononononononono."
Me: "What do you want then? Cheerios?"
Maddie: thrashing wildly on the floor. "Waaaaah!"
Me: "Too bad, if you're not hungry, you don't have to eat."
30 minutes later...David is driving Maddie into work....I call him to see if she is okay....
Maddie: "MORE MORE!!! Dadddddddy! More! Hee heeeee!"
Me: "Why is she so happy?"
David: "Uh."
Me: "What? Just tell me."
David: "I-just-fed-her-a-chocolate-donut-from-the-drive-through-at-Dunkin' Donuts."
Maddie: "Daddy! I loooovee you! More!"
And this is why Mommies never win.
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3 comments:
oh no he didn't (snap!)
You know I'll have to be the mean one too . . .
Aw shucks, we dads don't REALLY do that sort of thing, do we? Hee, hee, hee ...
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